Pirates of Donkey Island
Uncover the secrets of your curse in this pirate adventure full of insult-sword-fighting action!
A dreadful curse shattered your royal wedding, trapping your soul inside your pirate grandfather's body. To break the spell, you must guide a bizarre crew through endless hilarious trials in this tale inspired by Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Pirates of Donkey Island is a witty, 79,000-word interactive pirate novel by Gilbert Gallo, where your decisions shape the story. It's completely text-based—without visuals or sound—and driven by the limitless power of your imagination.
A gorilla gentleman, an undead rocker, a rapidly-aging Voodoo elder, and a ridiculous spokesperson. These will be your sole companions on the most extraordinary journey of your life. Each member has a unique background, and their experiences and interactions will help you discover your true, ultimate identity.
After countless insult-sword duels, grog-drinking contests, and rigged wheels of fortune, you'll eventually see life from a completely new angle.
With your crew's assistance, you'll uncover the truth about your despised pirate grandfather. Will you embrace your cursed fate or struggle against your destined doom?
• Determine your main character's body type and orientation during gameplay. Will you become male, female, or non-binary? Gay, straight, or asexual? The choice is yours to make.
• Experience the cursed pirate's life! Will you seek to break your curse or relish your damned existence until the afterlife?
• Pursue romance with a hairy, powerful gorilla or share your life with a zombie. Or would you rather court an elderly, wrinkled, toothless woman?
• Command a diverse crew of cursed individuals and harness their extraordinary abilities to reveal the Cursed Caribbean's hidden truths.
• Challenge your rivals in uproarious insult-sword-fighting duels!
• Will you protect your crew members as an honorable captain, or will you betray them for treasure, delivering their souls to Davy Jones?
Stop brandishing your sword like a feather duster and set sail across the Cursed Caribbean to find the greatest treasure: your authentic self!
What's New in Version 1.8
Pirates of Donkey Island
Uncover the secrets of your curse in this pirate adventure full of insult-sword-fighting action!
A dreadful curse shattered your royal wedding, trapping your soul inside your pirate grandfather's body. To break the spell, you must guide a bizarre crew through endless hilarious trials in this tale inspired by Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Pirates of Donkey Island is a witty, 79,000-word interactive pirate novel by Gilbert Gallo, where your decisions shape the story. It's completely text-based—without visuals or sound—and driven by the limitless power of your imagination.
A gorilla gentleman, an undead rocker, a rapidly-aging Voodoo elder, and a ridiculous spokesperson. These will be your sole companions on the most extraordinary journey of your life. Each member has a unique background, and their experiences and interactions will help you discover your true, ultimate identity.
After countless insult-sword duels, grog-drinking contests, and rigged wheels of fortune, you'll eventually see life from a completely new angle.
With your crew's assistance, you'll uncover the truth about your despised pirate grandfather. Will you embrace your cursed fate or struggle against your destined doom?
• Determine your main character's body type and orientation during gameplay. Will you become male, female, or non-binary? Gay, straight, or asexual? The choice is yours to make.
• Experience the cursed pirate's life! Will you seek to break your curse or relish your damned existence until the afterlife?
• Pursue romance with a hairy, powerful gorilla or share your life with a zombie. Or would you rather court an elderly, wrinkled, toothless woman?
• Command a diverse crew of cursed individuals and harness their extraordinary abilities to reveal the Cursed Caribbean's hidden truths.
• Challenge your rivals in uproarious insult-sword-fighting duels!
• Will you protect your crew members as an honorable captain, or will you betray them for treasure, delivering their souls to Davy Jones?
Stop brandishing your sword like a feather duster and set sail across the Cursed Caribbean to find the greatest treasure: your authentic self!
What's New in Version 1.8
