It's tough being the person who keeps politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment to Irish dignitaries—a moment that left White House staff worldwide facepalming. This inspired Go Lick The World, a satirical casual game from Pixel Play that cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of clicker games.

The objective? Lick the world as fast as you can (virtually, of course!). Tap the rotating 3D Earth—water, land, it all counts—to rack up points and dominate the leaderboards.

Boost your score by targeting orbiting objects: LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's personal aircraft. Each tap earns you points.

On the ground, you'll encounter tongue-in-cheek landmarks: the White House, Antarctica, the Great Pyramids, and a less-than-savory depiction of San Francisco. The game's visual landscape is constantly evolving, with quirky items like ice cream, space lasers, and daily themed objects. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, trucker hats, Uncle Sam's hat, a Texas cowboy hat (with a censored border sign), solar eclipse glasses, and more. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. The recent "Great Debate Update" even promises a special hairstyle based on a prominent figure.

Go Lick The World is free to download, but offers in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and get a coveted blue profile tick.

Download Go Lick The World now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, plus a Trump-inspired hairstyle.