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🚀 Pre-Register Now for CATO: Buttered Cat – The Puzzle Platformer That Defies Logic (and Physics)!

The internet’s most delicious paradox is finally getting its moment in the spotlight — CATO: Buttered Cat has officially opened mobile pre-registrations on the Google Play Store, bringing the whimsical chaos of the legendary "buttered cat paradox" to life in a brand-new puzzle platformer.

Originally introduced to the world in 2023 and launching on PC via Steam in September 2024, CATO: Buttered Cat blends absurd humor, brain-teasing puzzles, and adorably chaotic gameplay. Now, fans can get ready to dive into the magical madness — on mobile!

🐱🍞 The Paradox Comes to Life

Inspired by the age-old meme: “Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands buttered side down. What happens when you tape them together?”
The answer? Perpetual motion… and epic puzzle-solving.

In CATO: Buttered Cat, you play as Cat, a nimble feline with a talent for acrobatics, and Buttered Toast, a projectile-powered slice of deliciousness with a mind of its own. When combined, their paradoxical properties unlock surreal mechanics — enabling you to glide through air, bounce on buttered trampolines, and even flow like liquid through tight gaps.

🧩 A World of Wonders (and Wobbly Physics)

With over 140 main levels, 60+ side puzzles, and 200+ handcrafted challenges, CATO: Buttered Cat is packed with inventive design and creative problem-solving. Explore vibrant, imaginative worlds filled with:

• Buttered trampolines that launch you into orbit
• Speed-boosting space pipes that warp through reality
• Mysterious companions and hidden rooms
• Easter eggs from other universes (yes, really!)
• Secret passages, collectible items, and unlockable treasures for your in-game hideout

And for those who love a little action amid the absurdity — boss battles, enemies, and mini-games add thrilling variety to the experience.

🎮 Five Mini-Games, 50+ Cosmetics, and Countless Ways to Play

From high-speed toast races to gravity-defying obstacle courses, CATO: Buttered Cat features five unique mini-games that test your reflexes, timing, and wit.

Customize your duo with over 50 skins for Cat and Toast — from space cat to flaming toast, and everything in between.

🎮 Pre-Register Today (And Get Ready to Flip the Script)

Crunchyroll members can now pre-register on the Google Play Store for a chance to unlock exclusive early-access perks and bonus content.

Developed by Team Woll, the game began as a playful entry in the 2022 BOOOM Gamejam — and has since blossomed into a full-fledged, award-worthy puzzle adventure.

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🎥 Don’t miss the official gameplay trailer — it’s pure cat-tastic fun.

And if you loved CATO: Buttered Cat, you might also enjoy our recent coverage of Desperatea, the Sokoban-inspired puzzle game that’s turning Android into a brain-bending playground.

Get ready to flip the script.
Catch the paradox.
Pre-register for CATO: Buttered Cat — now on mobile.

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